Elise: "Not YOU, the cow. LUCY!"

Elise: "Where is the cow's head?!?"
Lucy: "Sorry, sorry! Wardrobe malfunction. I'll go find it right away."
Elise: "Hurry, I need him on set NOW!"

James: "Who invited Mary's boyfriend to be an extra?"

Elise: "You're one of the undead, a master of the night! A modern-day Orpheus, your pain darkening your soul to blackness! Stand in front of the cow & super villain and play this cello."

Tristan: "You're joking."
Elise: "Am I making you laugh?"

Tristan: "Ignoring for the moment that it's actually a contrabass, I cannot even begin to fathom why someone would be playing any instrument in a graveyard."
Elise: "Why are you arguing with me? You're not supposed to argue with me."
Tristan: "I can't even play the damned thing anymore!"
Elise: "I'm still hearing what sounds like an argument."

James: "Tristan, can I talk to you for a minute? Miss Braxton, can I talk to him for a minute?"
Elise: "You have 30 seconds."
James: "Thank you."
Elise: "25 now. LUCY!"

James: "Whatever's bothering you, it doesn't matter."
Tristan: "How-"

James: "Put it aside, ok? The less you argue with her, the sooner this will be over with, and the sooner we can all get out of here."

Tristan: "I'll do my best, but I can't make any promises."
James: "I know it's been a really frustrating night, but we've been through a lot worse together and come out just fine. Try to hang in there just a little longer."
Tristan: "Yeah... sure."