James: "We weren't sneaking around, we were openly walking up behind you. What are you guys up to, anyway?"
Emily: "Mary's hunting vampires."

James: "Vampires?? You're kidding, right? There's no such thing as vampires! Next you'll be telling me you believe they really landed on the moon!"
Mary: "Wow, I'm not even going to touch that one."

James: "I assume you tried to talk her out of this, right sugarbear?"
Emily: "I think it's good for her."

James: "Don't tell me you believe in vampires, too."
Emily: "Sorry, James. I've seen too many things not to."

Tristan: "Things?"
Emily: "Things... like... that..."

Emily: "Wh... what ... is THAT?!"

James: "Both of you get back! We'll take care of this."

Mary: "You call that 'taking care' of it?! You're just making it mad! Aim lower!"

Mary: "Haven't you knocked it out yet? Try hitting it harder!"
James: "You're not helping!"

James: "Holy FUCK- what is that NOISE?"

Mary: "Oh my god, James! What is wrong with you guys?! WHAT noise?!"